Advantages of Having Small Breasts

Breast cancer: If you ever have this disease and must have a double mastectomy, nobody will ever know you had this terrible illness if you're small enough (unless the wig from chemotherapy arouses suspicions). But many mastectomies are done electively to prevent recurrence or the cancer from developing in the non-cancerous breast. I can't imagine the emotional hardship it would be to have to explain to people what happened to your breasts. The only person who'd know you had the double mastectomy would be your lover, but family members and co-workers would never, ever know, and you'd be spared the dread of having to tell people you had a life-threatening disease.

Breast self-exams: A self-exam is so much easier when the area you're examining is small.

Sagging: Small breasts can only sag so much with old age. Their "saggability" is severely limited. When I look at my sub-A-cup breasts, I can't imagine where they could sag to. They are naturally firm and perky.

Brains: My breasts will never be distracting to a man whom I'm discussing something monumental with. In other words, small-breasted women will be taken more seriously, from an intellectual standpoint. I'm not saying that women who are "well-endowed" can't be smart. This is about MEN: Men sometimes think with their hormones and are prone to paying more attention to big breasts than the smart woman who is speaking to him. When I speak to a man, all attention is focused on what's coming out of my mouth, not my chest.

Sports: Small breasts will never impede athletic performance. I can't imagine what a detriment the big bosom would be during competitive volleyball, with all the jumping at the net I used to do. Big breasts would have flapped around like mad. I also run and do jumping drills at the gym. I've taken karate and have been smacked in the chest with kicks. This would have hurt with big breasts. I have done rock-wall climbing. Climbing technique involves keeping the body as flat against the climbing surface as possible, to minimize falling backwards. Big breasts would get in the way. But small ones allowed me to press my body up super-close to the wall.

Rape and assault: Because I'm so "flat," I can look quite tomboyish or masculine, depending on my attire. This will repel any man who's looking for a woman to rape or mug. Small breasts are associated with masculinity, or being a jock. If a man perceives me as a jock type or masculine, he won't want to tangle with me. But at the same time, small breasts can allow me to look like 100 percent woman, because instead of fretting about being"flat," I focus on my other attributes: killer legs and sculpted shoulders. Not all men are "breast men." Some men are "leg men." My type of man is a leg man, so that's why I'll never believe that small breasts will prevent me from finding the right man. As long as I flash my gams!


So, if you are not as endowed as your peers, don't worry there are a lot of advantages you enjoy and they don't.